2004-04-06 - 8:53 a.m.
5 Things I Learned in Ft. Lauderdale:
5. Florida has nothing to offer except good weather.
4. 3-for-1 drinks does not mean 3-for-1 GOOD drinks.
3. Handing your business card to an alleged businessman on the exhibit floor gives him license to booty-call you at 2am.
2. Eating dinner with 3 travelling salesmen ensures that you do not need to talk AT ALL, except to the server, and you could probably get by without talking to him/her as well.
1. Nurse practioners will riot in the aisles and practically knock over a table for a free pen.
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