2004-04-12 - 8:54 a.m.
Five Things I Learned in the Booming Metropolis of Galloway, Ohio
5. No one lives in Ohio except WASPs and Amish.
4. It�s legal to actually DRIVE YOUR TRACTOR down the highway.
3. It take 20-40 minutes to �pop into town� to pick up something at the store.
2. Even if you�re 27, you still get the evil eye from the choir loft for falling asleep in church.
1. It�s hard to explain to the luggage-scanner what a garlic press is, and why you have one in your weekend bag of clothes and toiletries.
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