2004-04-26 - 8:55 a.m.
5 Things I Learned in New Orleans:
5. There are still places in the US where you can buy a cocktail for less than $8 that is at a bare minimum 80% alcohol.
4. There is no one outside at 10am on a Saturday morning, unless they are still out from the night before.
3. If he's drunk enough, a straight man will wear a short, tight, patent-pleather "sexy nurse" outfit, and wear it proudly.
2. In some galleries, a large jumble of cat-5 cable is considered "art."
1. Good girls need spanking too. (Ask Amy Goetz.)
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