May. 17, 2004 - 1:12 p.m.
Five Things I Learned in Anaheim, CA:
5. The Long Beach "Airport" is actually one runway and a dilapidated building. Oh, and some palm trees.
4. Apparently some people are so stupid that when the valet brings them MY car, they just drive away in it.
3. Emptying 2 dumptrucks full of rubber-duckies in to the Huntington Beach ocean is called a Duck-a-thon and considered a "fundraiser."
2. When your former eyebrow-waxer is your flight attendant, you can smuggle up to 5 bottles of first class wine back to your hotel.
1. Seeing DisneyLand after seeing DisneyWorld is like watching a mediocre movie rendition of a good book.
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